Cheating to get the desired result

Ok, I have taken a hiatus from trash talk, but since I couldn't be held responsible for the things I might say, I decided not to say anything at all.  Since I did have a a rough week... I also stalled big time. I was trying to figure out what I could for immediate weight loss to make myself feel much better. I did the only thing I could think of that wouldn't result in a hospital stay... cut off all my hair! I'm thinking of growing out my beard though to cover the double chin....